No Parking Anytime.

At one of the Speedway gas stations in my neighborhood there is a section in front of the entrance to the convenience store painted with yellow lines and says no parking. A woman pulled up in her mini van and parked in this area that says no parking. She went inside and I followed behind her. When she approached the counter, the teller said to her, “Mam, that is a no parking area.” The lady then replied, “I am not parked, the motor is running!”

I would like to hear about your true crazy story, so bizarre it has to be true. Sh!t you cant make up! The story can be about anything!